Watch out! Your gonna die

Oh....oh know! Watch out!
NO!!! Don't look behind you! I-I'll tell you about it.
It has long evil looking teeth with blood specks on the end. Its mouth is foaming and dripping disgustingly on the carpet. Its blood shot eyes are staring at you, its irises are filled with the color orange. Its skin looks cold and clammy. Besides that, its the color gray, as if it has just climbed out of the ground. Its hair is falling off its scalp, in a stringy sort of way. In case you didn't catch this its a zombie. Ready to eat your brains. D8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM

The website above this describes its awful features better, and how your gonna die. Good luck, nice knowing you. I wish you come out as an angel instead of a zombie or what's not.
Oh, one more thing, I can't wait to eat your brains!

Millions of evil Boredom creatures are coming your way

Muhahahahahahaha!
I'm extremely bored! My head is going to explode! and possibly my sanity! No wait, I have no sanity to loose. . . .oh well. -Yawn- I'm tired too. . . .

You know I have been just told about a permanent peace treaty proposed by the Onions. As you already know, Onions have a tremendous influence on Pickles. It is widely known that the leader of the Pickles has proposed to the leader of the Onions. Sadly the Onions refused such a thing and left the Pickles to weep the lost. But after the death of the Pickle leader the Onions vowed to make piece so nothing terrible would happen. After many months of Pickle juice shed they have made the Pickles cry once again with its amazingly strong Onion juice. The Pickles agreed that they wouldn't attack us humans again if only the Onions would stop making them shed Pickle tears.
Congratulations! We have won the fight! Now all we have to do is finish the war with the brain washing cookies. . .